Good evening! As most of you know, my family went camping over the holiday. Saturday to Saturday. Each and every single day brought rain. Some days downpours! Camping is fun but it always make me reflect on my life. And honestly, there are always lessons along the way!
Lessons learnt camping 2013 ~ first edition
1. Beige body suits and shorts/capris should not be manufactured. Please think twice before purchasing either and, for the love of humanity, don't put together.
2. Just because they make something in your size does not mean you should wear it. I do not care about your confidence.
3. Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. Please for every single person out there .. when you try on a bathing suit don't just stand there in it and say "Yes!" Move. Groove. Bend over. Standing it looks fabulous. When you lift an arm or bend over and your breast falls out. Strangers don't find "Oops! Sorry!" acceptable. And when you bend over to lay your towel out or pick some thing up and the rear of your suit disappears in your @$$ crack .. seeing your naked cheeks and watching you remove said suit is not pleasant. Better yet .. wash your hands after performing your surgery. Pretty sure after 4 minutes of exploration then dropping your hand in your families bag of chips .. isn't just gross to the 10 people behind you.
4. Kids need camping friends. During the weekdays, life reverts to toddler years. You become entertainment.
5. You never realize how important a razor is .... until you forget it! If you are one of those "crunchy" chics ~ more power too you. But I'm not joining up any time soon. Seven days without shaving and I wanna go crazy.
6. How is it that out camping your family can take a quality shower in less than 5 minutes but at home they are always 15 minutes? Explain that to me please!
7. I love food cooked on the fire. Love it.
8. Walking your dog while riding in a golf cart is just pretty darn pathetic.
9. Strangers and their children can get pretty irritating. Add alcohol and it gets worse. Yes, I am aware that my family probably gets on others nerves as well. Why? We are perfect! LOL
10. People stink. Literally .. nuff said!
11. No matter what one fly can ruin a nights sleep.
12. No matter how much money you take .. it will never be enough.
13. Wearing community life jackets is like sharing gym clothes.
14. Camping is just like our regular life .. no one comes to visit.
15. I seriously could live without a tv or telephone.
There were other things but that is all for now.
Tomorrows edition .... Peddle Kart Hell!
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